COMPETITION – “EVO FAIL”


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30 thoughts on “COMPETITION – “EVO FAIL””

  1. Nathan Williams

    **Sheriff Buford T. Justice voice**

    Nobody, and I mean NOBODY makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum’s pecker.

  2. Boss Hogg – Rosscoe come in!
    Roscoe: Ahh yes boss, this is Rosssscoe P Coltrane…them damn Duke boys have done it again…

  3. “Subaru wins!”

    “Hands-free donuts were not an option on the Evo”

    “Spikey succulant plant – 1, Evo – 0”

    “…a minor off at turn 5…”

  4. Hmm, Look at this spec sheet!

    – Police Interceptor Package
    – WRC Spec
    – Warranty for 10 years/100,000 miles
    – WRC Polis livery
    – Ooh! Best option, the OM NOM NOM NOM Package.. Look its about to eat me!

  5. “AARRRGGGHHH!!!!!! SPIDER!!!!!!! GET IT OFF M….”

    /Screeching tyres

    “SMASH!!!!”

    “F@#K S$%T C#$K!!!”

  6. Evo X – $75,000
    Police Standard Modifications – $10,000
    Police Advanced Driver Training – $2,500
    Knowing that you just out drove a Police Evo X on a Scooter…PRICELESS!!!

  7. Well here’s Mitsubishi’s interesting new Polis livery…. Oh nevermind. Cops just thought they could be rally drivers….

  8. Cop#1: Did We get Him ?!!
    Cop#2: No we are in a ditch !!
    Cop#1: DAMMMMMNNN YOU SMOKEY NAGATA WITH YOUR GT-R !!!!!!!

  9. Already supremely dissatisfied with the handling, Sergeants Barbrady and Stadanko decide to test the safety equipment instead…

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